Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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