I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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