yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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