His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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