I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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