He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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