I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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