Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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