I should be sponsored by Trojan
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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