I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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