...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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