that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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