I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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