What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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