My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.