Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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