only if we run a train.
done.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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