I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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