She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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