I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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