What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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