You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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