Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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