Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops