shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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