is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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