We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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