Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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pics

(757): View more from Virginia

no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(415): View more from California

Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later

(410): View more from Maryland

I knew I liked you

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(858): View more from California

Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.

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(916): View more from California

I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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(248): View more from Michigan

she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear

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(315): View more from New York

I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public

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