They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.