omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
