508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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