i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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