where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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