THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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