I want to stick my p in your. b.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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