The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
is it fun? or sober?
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