what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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