plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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