And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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