What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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