Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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