my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm both gender and math confused
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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