I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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