We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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