before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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