When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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