She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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