tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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