Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize