O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I believe in your delicious
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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