idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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