I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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