I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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