well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.