So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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