just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
