what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I FOUND THE LEGS
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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