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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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