I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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