is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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