I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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